Isaacs's poem

 **Isaac Newton**: (clearing his throat)  

*In the orchard where the apples grow,*  

*Lies a truth that we all know.*  

*With each fall, a lesson learned,*  

*Gravity’s pull, the world’s turned.*  


*Oh, the apple, a symbol so bright,*  

*In its simplicity, it brings delight.*  

*Though they banish it from our school,*  

*In nature’s realm, it’s a precious jewel.*


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**Moe**: (softening) You know, Isaac, that’s actually quite nice. But still, no apples? What’s next? No circles in geometry?


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**Larry**: (grinning) Well, if they ban circles, we’ll just have to teach triangles instead!


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**Curly**: (excitedly) Or quadrilaterals! They have four sides, just like the number of apples I want to eat!


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**Moe**: (chuckling) Alright, alright! Let’s focus on geometry. But I’m still writing a strongly worded letter to Admin about this apple nonsense!


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### Conclusion


This scene captures the humor of the Three Stooges while incorporating Isaac Newton's intellectual flair. The mix of comedy and poetry about apples adds a whimsical touch to the classroom setting.

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